And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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