Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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