I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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