can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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