im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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