honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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