Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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