i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I enjoy the company of your penis
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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