Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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