so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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