You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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