if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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