problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
i believe in u and ur pee
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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