we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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