Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Randomize
