i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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