Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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