i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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