billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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