Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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