and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The adults are the big ones right?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
