Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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