got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I party with great urgency now.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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