He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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