i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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