were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize
