If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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