I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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