Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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