don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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