Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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