where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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