Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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