Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Randomize
