And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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