Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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