but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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