I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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