Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
do nipples grow back?
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