i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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