Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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