She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Randomize
