if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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