Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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