Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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