i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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