But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
tell me about the eggs
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