She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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