at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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