but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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