I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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