Where is the hickey?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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