Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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