I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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