butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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