i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I love you.
Bad choice
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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